It Needs: Jaime Bergman to mention her implants a few times more often you just cant flog a good ol double entendre gag often enough.ĭVD Extras Theres but a trailer. It's Got: The python finding its way into a packed nightclub but its not all bad news, because it eats the DJ. It just so happens that in this case youre paying for an hour-and-a-half of gleefully bad nonsense about two massive snakes beating the living snot out of each other. It doesnt try to be anything its not if you pick this up from your local DVD rental store, youre getting exactly what you pay for.
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But how could anyone fail to love a movie which revels in its own crapness quite as much as this one? As someone whos watched a Helluva lot of pretentious up-its-own-arse cinema over the last few years ( The Hours has suddenly popped into my head for some reason), I saw ∛oa Vs. Its silly and it knows it the actings terrible, the scripts cheesy (∽ie you slithering piece of shit!), and the special effects look like theyve been created on a ZX Spectrum. Python, theres precious little snake-on-snake action. Genius.Īnyone who knows and loves amateurish tongue-in-cheek B-movie horror should be in their element with this one. And, before you can say this surely isnt helping matters, big ol slitherer number two has been released with the mission of tracking down and killing the meddlesome python. Thrill-seeking hunters complicate the situation as they want to kill the python for their own ego. In order to help find and subdue the deadly animal, the FBI decides to release a Boa Constrictor into the area. Of course, the monster escapes and embarks on a bloody rampage on the outskirts of Philadelphia, so what do the FBI do? Thats right – they head for the Institute of Bloody Great Boas and get themselves a giant snake of their own. Python begins with an enormous python living on a private reserve escaping from captivity. So there.nnThe whole thing kicks off when thrill-seeking big-game hunter (Adam Kendrick) invites a gaggle of like-minded types to trap and kill the humongous boa constrictor hes somehow managed to bio-engineer (strangely, the science behind this feat is never quite explained). Its about this great big 100-foot boa who, one day, is forced to go scale-to-scale with an equally massive python! Great stuff! And its even got a naked girlie in it! Seriously, just try looking anyone in the eye and telling them that this isnt the best idea for a movie youve ever heard in your entire miserable life. Terminator (because lets face it once that ones been made, therell be no point in anyone else even ATTEMPTING to top it with something better).īut, while we wait for Hollywood to get its rear-end in gear and give us the John McClane-against-Arnie face-off the planet craves so desperately, heres a little something to fill the time: ∛oa vs Python.
Predator, and Im still crossing my fingers in the hope that one day someone will make ∝ie Hard vs. Its a known fact that the Versus film wipes the floor with all others.
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